The final episode of the Sopranos has Vegas oddsmakers going crazy trying to guess which of the surviving characters will ice each other.  Here's how the odds currently stood the Tuesday before the final episode.

Person Killed
Their Murderer  Odds Explanation

Dr. Melfi

Carmela Soprano
3:1  Carmela wigs out against Tony's numerous indiscretions, killing off the only one of Tony's love interests that he never nailed.
 
Dr. Melfi

Sigmund Freud's ghost
15:1   Killed by the father of psychology?  Something Oedipal's afoot!
 
 Artie Bucco
 
Remy, from the upcoming Pixar movie Ratatouille
5:1  A clever bit of cross-promotion by involves a comedic subplot between two beloved comic sidekicks.

A.J. Soprano

A.J. Soprano
1:2
Do it.  You're a worthless character, and it's the only way you could possibly do anything remotely useful in your short, pathetic life.

Carmela Soprano

An explosive bout of diarrhea 
10:1  A classy character meets a decidedly unclassy end.

Big Pussy
 
A severe breakdown in continuity
28:1
 The only thing that could possibly kill off Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero is if the writers forget that they already killed him off back in Season 2.

Ray Winstone
Tony Soprano look-alike

Phil Leotardo
3:1  Last week, Tony's crew assassinated somebody who looked like Phil Leotardo. This week, Phil gets his revenge.
 
Little Pussy Malanga

Uncle Junior
 6:1 Even the fact that he's long dead won't stop Uncle Junior from axing
his arch-nemesis one last time.

 Tony Sirico's Acting Career

The End of the Sopranos TV Series
 1:1 Since it's clearly a good idea to make a new show or movie about mafioso goombahs after the end of the series, he's sure to get LOTS of offers.  Then again, who wouldn't want to see Sirico's "Cyrano de Bergerac?" I'll give really good odds it would involve pointing at people with his index and pinky fingers.

Tony Soprano

 Tony O'prano
28:1 The series has never shied away from introducing a previously unknown relative late in the game.  Some speculate that Tony will be murdered by his Irish cousin, Tony O'Prano.

Tony Soprano
 Ben Kingsley
Ben Kingsley
 15:1 Who better to avenge Christopher Moltisanti's death than one-time cameo Ben Kingsley.  And how notable that vicious murderer Tony Soprano would be finished off by the man who once portrayed Gandhi.

Tony Soprano

 Christopher Moltisanti
28:1 Christopher Moltisanti's corpse is resurrected by science, or maybe it's some supernatural shit, and then he pays back the one guy who fucked him over the most. Tying Tony to a cross and setting him on fire, Christopher's revenge truly mixes the sacred and the propane.

Tony Soprano

Patsy Parisi
2:1 Well, actually Paulie Walnuts will do the killing.  But you know mobsters... they always find a Patsy to take the blame.

Everybody

Terrorists
7:2 Let the series go out with a Bada Bang!

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