Pornucopia: 2005 -- Audience of Two

Presented for your consideration...

The Popular Porno...	...and its lower grossing Hollywood equivalent
40 18 Year Old Virgins	40 Year Old Virgin, The
A Ho in the Dark	Alone in the Dark
Aeon's Influx	Aeon Flux
All Ass & Grundle: The Curse of the Bare Habits	Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Almost Seven-teen	Almost Heaven
Are We Bare Yet?	Are We There Yet?
Art of the Pegging, The	March of the Penguins, The
Assault on 13 Pre-teens	Assault on Precinct 13
Assifier, The	Pacifier, The
Backdoor, The	Baxter, The
Backside of Amber, The	Upside of Anger, The
Bareback Mounting	Brokeback Mountain
Batman's Big Sin	Batman Begins
Be Carnal	Be Cool
Bedding Thrashers, The	Wedding Crashers, The
Bent	Rent
Bi-land, the	Island, The
Bondage	Hostage
Breasts Like Heaven	Just Like Heaven
Broken Cherries	Broken Flowers
Brothers' Trim, The	Brothers Grimm, The
Brown Water	Dark Water
Car Head	Jarhead
Charlie in my Chocolate Factory	Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Chicken Not-So-Little	Chicken Little
Cinderella's Man	Cinderella Man
Coach Harder	Coach Carter
Cock Ring Two, The	Ring Two, The
Cock the Line	Walk the Line
Constant Hardener, The	Constant Gardener, The
Constant Teens	Constantine
Corpse Ride	Corpse Bride
Debbie: Fully Loaded	Herbie: Fully Loaded
Derriere of a Mad Black Woman	Diary of A Mad Black Woman
Descent, The: Going Down in an Elevator	Descent, The
Devil's Erect, The	Devil's Rejects, The
Domin-hoe	Domino
Dykes of Hazzard, The	Dukes of Hazzard, The
Elizabeth-goes-down	Elizabethtown
Erectra	Elektra
Fantastic Fornicators	Fantastic Four
Felch	Stealth
Fevered Twitch	Fever Pitch
Fisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The	Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The
Flingdom of Devin, The	Kingdom of Heaven
Get Bitch With Thighs, Ryan!	Get Rich or Die Tryin
Good Night, and Good Fuck	Good Night, and Good Luck
Hairy Pooper and the Gonads of Fire Island	Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
History of Virileness, A	History of Violence, A
Hitch Dykes: Ride of the Galaxy	Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hobots	Robots
Hooch	Hitch
House of Racks	House of Wax
Hustle & Blow	Hustle & Flow
In Her Sheets	In Her Shoes
Jizz Harvest, The	Ice Harvest, The
King Dong	King Kong
Kiss Kiss Gangbang	Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Land of the Head	Land of the Dead
Legend of Porno, The	Legend of Zorro, The
Licking & Reaming	Kicking & Screaming
Like A Lotta Love	Lot Like Love, A
Longest Hard-On, The	Longest Yard, The
Lord of Score	Lord of War
Mada-ass-car	Madagascar
Matawhore, The	Matador, The
Me and You and Everyone We Know Have Sex	Me and You and Everyone We Know
Miss Genitality 2: Armed and Flexible	Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
Monster-in-Bed	Monster-in-Law
Mr. & Mrs. & Mrs. & Mrs. & Mrs. Smith	Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Must Love Doggy-style	Must Love Dogs
Nookieman	Boogeyman
Penetration of Emily's Rose, The	Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
Penetrator, The	Interpreter, The
Ramityville Whore, The	Amityville Horror, The
Revolve Her	Revolver
Ride & Penises	Pride & Prejudice
Rim	Prime
Ronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch, and Ron Jeremy	The Chronicles of Narnia
Saw II Breasts	Saw II
Sa-whore-aah	Sahara
Score Brothers	Four Brothers
Serenititty	Serenity
Shopping for a Girl	Shop Girl
Skankin' is Key, The	Skeleton Key, The
Sky Pie	Sky High
Slide n'Peak	Hide and Seek
Son of the Masochist	Son of the Mask
Squid and the Tail, The	Squid and the Whale, The
Star Whores: Revenge of the Sluts	Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Swords of Hogtown	Lords of Dogtown
Syrianus	Syriana
Trans-fucker 2	Transporter 2
WeBitched	Bewitched
WeNailed	Derailed
Wet-Her Man, The	Weather Man, The
White Boiz	White Noise
Whore of the Worlds	War of the Worlds
XXX: State of the Poonion	xXx: State of the Union