I don't honestly know where I find the time to be so smart. You'd think being surrounded by idiot students and other professors would dampen my intelligence, but, like a caged animal, it's found ways to survive and even thrive. Here's what I jotted down on my ride to work this morning:
We've heard about the Dairy Queen... so did the Dairy King have a milk moustache?
2. Why is it that "The Biggest Loser" is a show looking for the smallest winner?
3. What's the longest legal brief?
4. Is it illegal to jog with a stroller?
5. If the iPod screen is too tiny, do you need iGlasses? When iWas in iRaq, iRan!
6. If you can't speak-o, can you order a tac-o?
7. A gynmast who can't turn on a dime might not get a perfrect (perfect sp(?)) 10.
(True or False. BLAM!)
8. Do censored books end up at Barnes & Ignobles?
No, dumbass
9. If it really is the Best Buy, then what possessed them to sell? Can you get a cell phone there?
10. Why does the thought of being fired give people the shivers?
11. You need a lot of ads to get your business to multiply.
12. If ladies don't like baldness, you might be heirless!
13. What score is excluded from tennis? Ten is!
14. Even if you don't like a play's sets, can you give it props?
15. I watch CNN so I feel like I'm
see-in' in-side world events. (
find the hidden ACRONYM!)
16. If a detective throws away his clues, he may be have a basket case.
17. If you're early, get a latte.
18. People can fight the weather, but nature reigns.
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