Most people's blogs are, honestly, not that interesting. They usually don't take much more substance than "I missed fourth period" or "OMG! Kevin is so hot!"

At the opposite end of the spectrum is a ranger from Pennsylvania by the name of "Ranger Joe." A ranger from Bentleyville, Pennsylvania, would ordinarily also be a very uninteresting blog, but Ranger Joe is tough to put our finger on it. We couldn't tell at first if he was extremely insane, extremely dangerous, or just extremely strung out on opium. We emailed him to ask, and since then he's done nothing but violently promote our site.

Well, we're not stupid. Thanks for all the shout-outs! You scratch our back, we scratch yours. Go visit Ranger Joe's blog, everybody. Go there and see if you can figure out what the heck he's talking about.

When enraged, Cher is capable of spitting a potent toxic substance at distances of up to forty feet.